Introducing Xbox Live Chaos

[AMD 885]

 

Xbox Chaos has now officially become Xbox Live Chaos!

 

That's right, folks! As some of you might have noticed, this site hasn't been getting a whole lot of activity lately. The staff members and I talked about this, and after a very lengthy discussion, we decided that the reason is because you guys aren't making anything interesting. Let's face it, nobody cares if you can inject a Longsword into Forge World. You can do it with only a few button clicks, and it's pretty unoriginal.

 

So, we've decided we need to shift our focus a bit.

 

After analyzing what makes other modding sites so popular, we've decided that the site needs to be much more oriented around cheating on Xbox Live. Hello Xbox Live Chaos. I think we can all agree that pwning noobs with an aimbot and getting 25 kills in one match is a ton of fun. People will cower in fear because of you, and that never ever happens with the crap we used to do before. Besides, there's a lot of room for creativity here - you can always find exciting new ways to rack up kills with projectile swaps (e.g. via email), or you can even freeze other people's consoles! The sky's the limit!

 

Obviously, though, we need to change the site rules up a bit.

 

So, here's an excerpt from the revised site rules:

 

 

Discussion related to cheating online will be REQUIRED. This includes, but is of course not limited to: 

• Getting tons of kills while connected to Xbox Live (aimbots, mod menus, infinite health/ammo, creative projectile swaps, etc.).
• Bypassing Xbox Live's console authentication system.
• Unlocking online content (armor, skins, weapons, etc.) or ranks which you normally should not have access to at the time.
• Poking your gamertag or showing people how cool you are while connected to Xbox Live.
• Hacking another player's profile or uploaded content.
• Booting other players from an online game or lagging them.
• Use your judgment! If you have to question whether or not something might be considered cheating, it probably isn't.

You may NOT: 

• Talk about anything that doesn't work over Live (tag injection, map expansion, locale editing, patches, etc.)
• Talk about modding single-player-only games (e.g. Skyrim).
• Refuse to tell people about where auto aim or weapon projectile values are located in Assembly.
• Brag about cheating without posting footage of it and telling us your gamertag.

 

But what if my JTAG can't get onto Live?

 

No worries, my friend. All Xbox Live Chaos members will receive a free one-day subscription to Emulated Xbox Live Stealth Ultra (EXBLSU)! (After that, you have to pay, of course, but it's for a good cause.) Donate to the site and you'll get a free two-day subscription!

 

Click here to get your free subscription to EXBLSU!

 

Anyway, we hope this will bring tons of new activity to the site. Our future is endless, and this is only the beginning. Stay tuned for more updates.

 

~ The Xbox Live Chaos Staff

[0xdeafcafe 226]

You really should of spoken to TJ, Zedd and I before doing this Aaron. Yeah, fuck this. I quit.

[Lord Zedd 1,771]

You really should of spoken to TJ, Zedd and I before doing this Aaron. Yeah, fuck this. I quit.

Yeah this is bullshit, I warned you guys that I'm out if you went through with this.

[AMD 885]

If anyone would like to take Xerax's place as admin, please send me a PM. Sorry guys, but it's too late to change things back. Thanks for all the help you gave us over the years.

 

EDIT: Everyone say hi to our new admin, bfixer!

[Guest Dark Light]

Is this a April joke or something ? If its not then FUCK THIS SHIT. THIS IS BULLSHIT.

[civil210 10]

check out my modding tutorial for Halo online cheating! don't forget to subscribe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIyN4cXQ1gw! 

[FreedTerror 66]

Sup breh teh n3w sit3 rulez be bout azz b0mb az dis h3r3 w33d i'm smoking 420 BlaZ3 iT!!!!111???

Happy April 1st!!!!!

[Guest]

Congratulations, team!

For the past year this site remained stagnant while competitors such as Se7enSins and HorizonMB have been rapidly expanding gaining hundreds of new members a day. This would potentially draw hundreds of thousands of new members to this community!!

Now the next step is to monetize this site. I'm currently working with Bonafide Boarding to produce branded merchandise.

[bfixer117 247]

if i found a xbox chaos shirt then i would actually buy it. could always get a custom one made

[xXFagolaXx 1]

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! IT A APRIL FOOL JOKE FUCK!!!!

[The404Spartan 165]

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! IT A APRIL FOOL JOKE FUCK!!!!

No it's not. Every year or so they change the sites name around this time. 

[Roscoe 9]

We should start up a Xbox Live Chaos Enforcement Team so if someone pisses us off we can just boot them offline then.

[The404Spartan 165]

We should start up a Xbox Live Chaos Enforcement Team so if someone pisses us off we can just boot them offline then.

I call being "Community Ambassador".

[FederalGOKU 18]

Lol April fools hahaha u guys aren't that retarded lol but nice job haha

[Pfeuff 126]

Actively promoting online cheating for the sake of increasing traffic...

 

Hey Aaron, ever heard of quality over quantity?

[Cosmic lightning 74]

April Fool's I hope. 

 

I'll come back tomorrow to make sure.

 

If so, I'll be out myself as well. I don't want to risk of being console banned, Live banned, etc)

 

If not an April Fool's, Click Spoiler. 

Also online cheating will get you high traffic alright, mostly people being noobs saying, HOW DO MOD, HOW DO I HACK SOMEONE'S ACCOUNT, ETC.

 

Best way IMO to increase traffic IMO would be that to broaden the scope from not being halo, I know there are other games out there, Kornman00 reversed enginereed halo, do the same with Minecraft 360 so people can have cool f*ck mods on it as well as halo, and skyrim, and new games. Have a section dedicated solely on modding xbox one console and biggest thing, (Share what you Find, don't hide it like XboxMb or Sevensins, or etc) Really, Its simple and I'm certain you all thought of that and thus did this for an real practical April Fool's Joke). 

 

If you really do Find Halo 4 enjoyable, discuss making a homebrew halo on Jtag/RGH/Lt3/Xdevkit/ console's and make it fun, enjoyable, and easy to install. Do it on a computer, and don't call it halo, but maybe olha 1, and you all know what you like, enjoy, from it, your passion with Modding, so make it a game that is moddable like Minecraft PC, with really fun shenanigans.)

 

 

K, I fell for it, very funny. Nice One. Like the name change though.

Edited April 2, 2014 by Cosmic lightning

[leor 1]

About time we stop pretending this whole not cheating on Live thing. Had me sick for a while.

[BlackJax96 20]

Joke's on you, using an aimbot online is fun!

Freezing consoles, on the other hand, is laaaaame.

[EHEBrandon 43]

This is great... XD

[AMD 885]

April fools!